Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear