Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.