Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.