Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe