Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry