Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.