Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade