Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip