Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.