Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!