Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.