What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.