What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!