What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.