What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.