Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.