Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!