Leave my presents
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they are always a little behind
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A toy-
Toys arrrrrr Us.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
Because he is a little shellfish.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
Couple's Daily Question Mug
At Toys We Is
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Legolas
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
A lost Clause
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
The Harlem Shake
Someone's building a pig."
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Arrr son!
Meesathelioma.
An Ex-Man.
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Lets get this done in one sitting.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Santa would never free an elf.