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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Because they are always a little behind
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A toy-
Toys arrrrrr Us.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
Because he is a little shellfish.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
Couple's Daily Question Mug
At Toys We Is
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Legolas
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
A lost Clause
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A Toy-Yoda
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
It was two tired.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Cotton balls
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because he was Legolas.
Ze-bras!
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