What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.