What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands