What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.