What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.