What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.