What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands