What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.