What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.