What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.