What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.