What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .