What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What is H2O4?

Drinking

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.