Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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I'm always taken for granite!

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.