Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

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It's mistaken for granite.

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He took his wife for granite.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!