What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

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Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.