What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!