What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.