What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.