Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.