Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.