Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What do cancer cells do when they get bored?

they get jobs

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!