Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Handy Manny took his job.

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He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.