Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!