Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.