Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!