Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!