Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."