Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."