Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.