It's mistaken for granite.
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
He took his wife for granite.
He took her for granite.
