Because he takes it for granite.
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He took his wife for granite.
Nobody takes him for granite.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Don't take me for granite!
He took her for granite.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
Everyone takes him for granite.
I'm always taken for granite!
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Because he takes everything for granite.
Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
The Age Of Ultron.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
A mistake
Dough!"
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Kitchen
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Because she refused to make a sandwich
He got fired.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
A pain in the arse.
