Because he takes it for granite.
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He took his wife for granite.
Nobody takes him for granite.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Don't take me for granite!
He took her for granite.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
Everyone takes him for granite.
I'm always taken for granite!
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Because he takes everything for granite.
Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
He took one too many whisks.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
His Ex-Wife.
They always think they're higher then others
I think they all white.
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
Terra-fied.
Me: Personally I need a job.
They weren't hiring.
Because he lost his marbles.
