Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !