Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.