Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.