Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.