Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !