Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...