Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.