What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.