What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.