What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!