What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...