What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!