Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!