What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...