What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !