What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!