What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !