What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...