Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.