Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI