Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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I stand corrected." -From

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Forever 21.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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Billiards and Billiards

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Tekira!

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About 20 beers!!

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.