What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*