What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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