What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.