What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.