Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.