Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.