Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.