Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law