Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo