Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!