Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !