Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!