What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.