What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!