What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.