What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.