What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.