What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.