What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.