Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.