Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*