What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.