What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.