What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.