How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.