Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Pants

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Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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They both steal your bike.

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WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

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The Secret Service

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Wii W.

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An issue.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...