Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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A nun with a spear through her head.

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Xenublade

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

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Because it had too many issues.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.