Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Bob

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WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Xenublade

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Issues a royal pardon !

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Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.