Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.