Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.