Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card