Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.