Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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Borders

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards