Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.