Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.