How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows