How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.