Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.