Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.