Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!