Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!