Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?