Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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A marajuannabe.

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She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Because secant even.

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She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!