Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?