Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant