Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC