Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich