Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!