Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!