What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.