What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies