What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.