What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.