What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.