What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.