What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.