What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

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What do women and stones have in common?

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.