What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.