If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Money.
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
Round of 16
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
You don't want to look down.
Now, both have an oscar.
Because it gives them square roots
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)