What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.