What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)