What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)