What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.