What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars