What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.