What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

virgin mobile

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars