What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars