What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Bird Flu Jokes More Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.