What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment