What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!