What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.