How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.