What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!