What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury