Indict Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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A pig pig.

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Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.