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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment?

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)